01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you don't want to hear at the hospital after an auto accident:
1. There are just a few nasty side effects with this drug, but who doesn't have itching, swelling and bloating?
2. Wow, hair loss too. We never saw that ...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you really don't want to hear after an auto accident.
1. The media are here. They want to film a segment on bizarre accidents.
2. The police would like you to surrender voluntarily.
3. The investigation report re...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you don't want to hear paramedics say on the way to the hospital after a car accident:
1. We're lost.
2. Do you mind if we stop at a liquor store?
3. This is the wrong hospital.
4. I'm afraid we're still going...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you least want to hear the nurses say or see at the hospital after an auto accident:
1. Here are your placebos.
2. The police are here to see you and they don't look happy about it.
3. We have a psychiatrist who'd...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you least want to hear paramedics say on the way to the hospital after a car accident:
1. This is our first ride where nothing bad has happened. Just as soon as we get moving, we'll see how our luck holds.
2. Would y...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you least want to hear in an ambulance after a car accident:
1. This is ambulance number thirteen. Just thought you should know.
2. We haven't lost a patient yet. Not this week anyway, unless you count the one who f...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things you probably least want to hear after a car accident:
1. There are some very upset drivers waiting to talk to you.
2. You just caused more damage than all the other accidents in the county combined.
3. The other d...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten ways to show the driver that just hit you on your motorcycle that you care:
1. Tell the other driver that your attorney will be reaching out to them.
2. Suggest that the other driver get his head examined.
3. Suggest he ...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people wish they had done to avoid being hurt in a truck accident:
1. Not challenged that truck for that space in the truck lane.
2. Watched out for that fast moving truck when they merged.
3. Had a larger vehicle...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten nightmares you may have after a big rig truck accident:
1. The 18 wheeler truck that hit you has 36 wheels this time.
2. This time your dog is driving the truck that hit you.
3. The truck driver is coming back to finish ...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things doctors do to scare you after an auto accident.
1. Rush into your room with defibrillation paddles.
2. Look at your X-rays and gasp.
3. Take your pulse and then pick up the phone and yell, "Code blue, Code Blue."
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people least want to hear after being injured in a bicycle accident.
1. You're really not very good at bicycle riding, are you?
2. You might be able to make a piece of art out of what's left of your bicycle.
3. We...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things people wish they hadn't done after being involved in a car accident.
1. Dared the police officer to arrest them.
2. Insulted the other driver before they realized how big he was.
3. Asked the ambulance paramedic f...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things to stay away from and avoid altogether at the hospital after a motorcycle accident:
1. The stuffed chicken surprise cafeteria special of the day.
2. Any doorways with nuclear radiation danger signs on them.
3. The g...
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01st May 2009
Here are the top ten things doctors do to mess with you after an auto accident:
1. Read your chart and frown.
2. Read your chart and shake their head.
3. Read your chart and yell for the nurses.
4. Read your chart and yell for the nurses...
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